** Disclaimer **

I, nor do any of my parts walk or talk on their own.
One should not operate heavy machinery with me.
I may cause cancer.

Persons with emotional or anxiety disorders may be  
at risk in the presence of me.
Nine out of ten consumers agree that my competitor is
better than I am.
I do not include batteries.

I may cause complications in pregnancy or birth
defects in new born children.
Persons using me may experience sweating, abdominal
pain, vomiting and/or diarreah.
I am an un-secure site.

If you are sensitive to light, loud noises or violent
motion, you may wish to reconsider before entering me.
I will probably not keep the weight off.
Please see your doctor before attempting me.

I usually am the cause of your fatal error.
I may impair your vision.
I contain a high risk of electrical shock.
Persons planning on using me should exercise extreme
caution.

It is a federal offense to remove me.
I AM HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.